The other day, I left my cubicle at work to take care of some business in the bathroom (stay with me here). I was gone for a reasonable amount of time and promptly returned to my desk. The girl that sits next to me said, "Oh, I thought you left early for lunch." Not wanting to go into any detail about my lavatory escapades, I simply replied, "Nope."
Then she asked, "Were you over talking to Phillip on the other side?" I said, "Uh, no" hoping that would be the end of it.
She then asked, "Were you over having fun talking to Brandon about the email project?" I could see that there was no winning so I just smiled and said, "Yeah, something like that" but in my head I'm thinking COME ON WOMAN! CAN'T A GUY GO TAKE A CRAP AT WORK AND NOT BE QUESTIONED ABOUT WHERE HE'S BEEN?!??!
Monday, February 21, 2011
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