Thursday, February 25, 2010

The Expendables

I was reading about Bruce Willis the other day, who just might be my favorite actor ever (but that's neither here nor there). It says an upcoming project of his is called The Expendables which (sit down for this!) is written by Sylvester Stallone, and stars Stallone, Schwarzenegger, Bruce Willis, Jason Statham, Jet Li, Dolph Lundgren, Randy Couture, "Stone Cold" Steve Austin and Mickey Rourke.

Here's a rough outline of the plot: The U.S. along with other Nations secretly put together a squad of its highest trained military personnel to finally overthrow the dictator who has caused devastation in South America for over 20 years. The team sets out on its mission to complete the assassination, but with little help from the nations as they try to keep the mission secret.

Holy crap, this might as well be called Testosterone Movie. I swear if I ever get to the point where I need Viagra in my life, I'm pretty sure watching this movie would be an acceptable substitute.

2 comments:

addy said...

They lost me at "written by Sylvester Stallone."

It should have an acceptable amount of action, though!

Tyler said...

I have been waiting for that movie to come out ever since I first heard about it; which was awhile ago because they've had problems getting that cast together.