I was walking out of the bank when I noticed that strip they have by the door with the height markers on it. You know, so if someone robs the joint, they can look at them as they leave and tell the cops he was 5'11" white dude. I noticed those markers go from about 5' to 7' which is when Genius Idea #46 struck me - get together a posse of midget bank robbers. They'd scamper out the front door and the bankers would be unable to give an accurate height description.
In case they have trouble reaching the counter or appearing as a legitimate threat, they could team up with ex-basketball players. Most of them are thugs anyway. The majority of people are between 5' and 7' but surely a posse of midgets and ex-ballers would run rampant on a crime spree. As long as I can be your kingpin and take a cut of the loot, you're free to use Genius Idea #46.
Genius Idea #46 brought to you by Bank of America - where America banks.
Thursday, July 2, 2009
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3 comments:
Wow, corporate sponsorship. That was pretty quick.
i went to the bank during lunch, i wish i read this before i went.
Google's publishing schedule is whacked out. I don't remember scheduling this post for today...or last week.
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