99 Problems

I was looking at the last minute items in the 99-Cent Store checkout line the other day when two items caught my eye.  The first was a pregnancy test and right next to it was a pack of condoms.  I should have taken a photo.  They were probably stocked next to one another because one would need the 99¢ pregnancy test after the 99¢ condoms fail you.  Great marketing, guys.