For some retarded reason, one of the headlines on Yahoo! last week was an article entitled 9 Things You Should Never Wear to a Wedding. I'll save you from clicking on the article by just posting the list here:
1. White
2. Shorts
3. Short miniskirts and bustier tops
4. Coattails
5. Anything gold / sequins / glittery
6. Leather jackets, skirts or pants
7. Baseball hats
8. Western wear - bandannas, cowboy boots
9. Jeans
This has to be one of the dumbest articles I've ever read as every single point they make just states the obvious. I hope they publish an article next week called 9 Reasons Not to Drink Bleach.
Thursday, August 28, 2008
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The sad thing is that there is almost always that one clueless person that wears jeans to a wedding.
BTW..this is Maria from the BTE board days. :-)
Hola Maria! Yeah, I guess there is "always that one person."
Hopefully their tri-tip dinner at the wedding comes with a side of bleach.
#6 reminds me of this Friends episode, when Ross wore leather pants... rolf!
yeah - this article was lame =\
Word, I read that article a couple of days ago and wanted back the three minutes of my life that it wasted. Someone got paid to put that list together.
Side note:
How do you get so many people to read and comment on your blog (even about an article that wasn't even worth reading)? Almost no one comments on my blog, let alone reads it. I've decided it must be that I don't have any friends, or I'm just not that interesting.
Yeah, unfortunately there's always that one person who really should've read this "article." But I also love that it came at the end of August, which is considered the end of the "wedding season." Fail, on all accounts!
And why are there only 9? Obviously, #10 should have been, "Hey, you. Yeah you, the one with the jeans, the denim shirt and the Tweedy Bird tie. Stop it."
Right on with the cowboy boots and jeans. The men wore them at my sister's wedding and now they're getting divorced. I can blame it on the jeans, not the infidelity. (Although to be fair, they were black jeans.)
just before the evil ex (yes, thats his official name) and i broke up, we had a fight because we were supposed to go to a wedding and he was told that it was casual. he planned to wear jeans. i told him no way, no how was he wearing jeans. he said 'but the groom is wearing jeans' and i said 'ok, but you are still not'.
he went to the wedding (without me) and wore jeans. right then and there, i knew i was better off single.
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